How Are You Doing?

When I see that Barista at Starbucks and greet them with a “how’ya doin man?” I’m not expecting Millennial Mike to answer, “you’re the 500th f*cking customer today to ask, “how I’m doing,” I wish everyone would stop f*cking prying into my life.  How do you think I’m doing?  It’s 6:45am, I’ve been here since 4:30am.  I’ve been snorting macchiato’s all morning to deal with nosey assholes like you.  Becky, the new chick can’t even make a cup of water, so I have to cover for her.  My manager, Tim, just asked me to clean the sh*t stains off of the toilet during my break.  And, I just had a lady yell at me for writing her name wrong on her freaking cup.  So I f*cked up and wrote, “Vagina” instead of “Virginia”, GET OVER IT LADY!  Now shut up with your “how’ya doin” and order your Tall, Half-Caff, Soy-Latte with Caramel Drizzle at 120 Degrees so I can go about my day, MAN.”

As this example proves, only in rare situations do we actually expect anyone to tell us “how they are doing.”  Your therapist, your mom, your spouse, I’m guessing they expect to hear how you are doing.  Everyone else – not so much.  While I think it’s sad we aren’t all walking around the streets genuinely interested in hearing about the wellbeing of our fellow humans, it’s not reasonable to assume we can hold impromptu anger management sessions with surly baristas.  However, I do have a proposal as to how we can alter the meaning behind the question, “how are you doing?”

Most people are familiar with Aldous Huxley through his dystopian novel, “A Brave New World.”  Just before dying, Huxley published “Island,” his final novel about a utopian society called Pala.  On the Island of Pala, the people have trained over 1,000 birds to mimic the word, “Attention,” to remind inhabitants to pay attention to everything they do.  It’s a play off one of the Buddha’s most famous teachings – “do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment.”  The simple reasoning for following this guidance is; if we look to the past, we are depressed, look to the future, we are anxious.  In Huxley’s utopian vision, the birds help to alleviate depression and anxiety.  I found the idea of reminders sprinkled throughout a society to assist people to live happier lives, unbelievably refreshing.  Then I thought, why can’t we do that?

The reminders we are currently bombarded with provides the opposite of Huxley’s vision.  Rather than assisting us to focus on the present moment, our surroundings are constantly reminding us that:

  • We NEED new shoes
  • We NEED a new phone
  • We NEED a new car
  • We NEED a better job
  • We NEED to be skinnier

Through a nauseating array of radio ads, billboards, facebook feed posts, tv commercials, Instagram models, Youtube clips and more, our surroundings are filled with reminders of the underlying message “we’re not good enough.”  Not good enough until we get a; new pair of Nikes, new iphone X, new Ford F150, new job off of LinkedIn, and a new body to fit into some tight stretchy jeans.

Unfortunately, I don’t foresee a day during my lifetime when Nike’s latest marketing campaign highlights a monk sitting in a cave, wearing no shoes and the tagline of “just meditate it.”  Or a snazzy Apple ad imploring us to sit around a park, be extraordinary and talk, not into a phone, but into the earbud of another person.  Without a mega-million dollar marketing budget to dominate the airwaves and interwebs, how then do we shift our culture from one that tells us “we’re not good enough” to a society that helps us to “pay attention to the present moment”?  We take a phrase that has lost all meaning and give it new life.

Thankfully, we don’t have to train any birds to say something like “Attention,” the training has already been done for us.  We just need to give new meaning to the words, “how are you doing?”  If Nike can take the words: “just”, “do” and “it” to encourage us to buy a pair of sneakers, why can’t the words, “how”, “are”, “you”, “doing” encourage us to focus on the present?  The answer is, they can.  We just need to change our response to the question.

The next time you see me and say, “what’s up Dan, how ya doing?”  I might give you an answer that fits into the construct of our culture and societal norms.  Something like, “I’m good thanks.” But your question will also trigger a more meaningful response. That response will be my mind imagining a sweet little bird looking over me while chirping: “attention,” “attention,” “attention.”


Author Bio: Dan started Fired and Free in 2017, to provide his “truth” after being fired as CEO of the company he started and led. After a diverse 17-year career in management consulting and entrepreneurship, Dan now leads 3Sixty Leadership, where he provides coaching and consulting to business owners with 5 to 500 employees, helping them to work “on” their business not “in” their business.

2 thoughts on “How Are You Doing?

  1. Bex

    My husband recently accused me of being rude to our checkout person at the grocery store because I didn’t follow up his “How are you doing today?” with a parroted version of the same question. I was first taken aback by his comment, but after stewing about it, I’ve come to realize: it’s not that I’m trying to be rude in not participating in the ritualistic greeting, but that I genuinely care about answers when I ask a question, so I tend to not ask questions knowing the response will be unemotional and/or generic. Same thing with when I tell people I love them-I consciously try to say it only when it is warranted, not when it’s expected. But as a result, does this make me a rude or mean human?

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